Ohh it just occurred to me that I need to get a dress for the wedding next month. Dear lord. I must go shopping.. and I’m all cripple. I need to look hella sexy too.. for reasons. Ahhh I better be able to dance by then. God this knee is messing everything up.
You ever see a girl so cute that all you can think is:
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.